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Q: What did the hat say to the necktie?

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A: You go a-head and I will hang around!
 
Kapil Maske
Ek 'made in China' car aur ek 'made in India' cyle ki aamne saamne jabardast takkar ho gayi. Doosare din akhbaar mein kya khabar aayegi?

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Ans: Cycle ne Car ko thok diya!
 
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Q: How many Pakistani does it take to fix a light bulb?

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A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
 
Kapil Maske
What do a smart Pakistani and UFOs have in common?

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You always hear about them but never see any!
 
Kapil Maske
Pehla feku: Mere papa ke paas do do BMW car hai!

Dusara feku: Mere papa ke pass to dus dus Mercedes car hai.

Teesra feku: Mere papa to be-kaar hai!!
 
Kapil Maske
Q. Why did the hamburger win the Olympic race?

Ans: Because it's a FAST food!
 
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Q. Kit Kat khane ke baad tum kaunsa dance karna pasand karoge?

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Break Dance!

Have a break!
 
Kapil Maske
Q. What time is it when you accidently sit on a sharp pin?

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Ans: Spring time!
 
Kapil Maske
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A: A Yamaha-ha-ha
 
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If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?

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There is no smoke from an electric train!
 
Kapil Maske
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