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Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

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A: 3 years!
 
Akash Vaidya
Who is the most famous French ant ?

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Napole-ant !
 
Akash Vaidya
I'd like to say

something nice about you

as it's your birthday.

Why don't you?

Because I can't think

of a single thing to say!
 
Akash Vaidya
What do you call

two Bananas?

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Ans: A pair of slippers!
 
Akash Vaidya
What color is a 'chameleon' on a

'water'?
 
Akash Vaidya
How can you make a soup very 'rich'?

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Add 24 carrots

[carats] to it!
 
Akash Vaidya
What is the quickest way

to double your money ?

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Fold it in half !
 
Kapil Maske
Computer ko surakshit rakhne ke tarike.

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1] Don't buy a computer.

2] If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in.

3] If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.
 
Kapil Maske
Q. What's the fastest way to a child's heart?

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A. Chocolate!
 
Kapil Maske
How do you kill a toy?

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Just remove its batteries.
 
Kapil Maske
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