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Ek baar ek Chuha sharab pike rastese ja raha tha.


Tabhi samanese ek Billi aagayi.


Yeh dekhake Chuhe ne apana rasta hi badal liya.


Billi: Darpok. Mujhe dekhkar rasta hi badal diya!?


Chuha: Abe ja be ja.. Mein aurat pe haath nahin uthata. Warna teri aaj khair nahi thi!
 
Akash Vaidya
What does a kangaroo say when she finds her kid missing?


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Answer: Lagta hai kisi ne mera pocket mar liya.
 
Akash Vaidya
A blonde goes out for a walk.


She comes to a river and finds that another blonde is standing on the opposite bank.


She shouts loudly: I want to cross the river. How can I get to the other side?


The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You are already on the other side."
 
Akash Vaidya
Do Pakistani terrorists ek car mein bomb fix kar rahe the.


First Terrorist: Agar bomb fit karte karte hi fat gaya to kya hoga?


Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ek aur bomb hai.


First Terrorist: Hmmm.... agar woh bhi fat gaya to?
 
Akash Vaidya
Pongal aur Idli mein kya fark hai?


Pongal ko chhutti rehti hai. Idliko nahi.
 
Akash Vaidya
Ek feku: Mera ghar itana bada hai ki ek room se dusare room tak janeke liye bus ki jaroorat padti hai.


Dusara feku: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi.


Mera ghar itana bada hai ki ek room se doosare room tak call karne ke liye roaming charge lagta hai!
 
Akash Vaidya
Facebook aur twitter itane popular kyon hue ?


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Kyonki woh janate the ki logon ko khud ke life se jyada dusaro ki life mein jhankana jyada interesting lagta hai.
 
Akash Vaidya
Imagine karo:


Aap noodles kha rahe ho.


Aur us noodles mein do-teen earthworm luka chhipi khel rahe hai!
 
Akash Vaidya
The most wacky definition of high heels!


: A device invented by short women, who get frustrated by constantly being kissed on the forehead.
 
Akash Vaidya
Ravishankar apane aage shri shri shri 3-4 baar kyon lagate hai ?


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School mein homework nahin karate the.


Isliye teacher unako punishment dete the ki apana naam blackboard par 10 baar likho.


Abhi aadatse majboor ho gaye hai!!
 
Akash Vaidya
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