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Do cockroach ICU Me ek dusare ke bagal me admit the..


1st cockroach: Kisne maara?


2nd cockroach: Begon spray. Aur tujhe?


1st cockroach: Ek ladki mujhe dekh kar itana chillayi ke heart attack aa gaya yaar..
 
Akash Vaidya
Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.


Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge? Kitani der se kha rahe ho.


Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke thak gaya hoon! Per kya karun.. card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.
 
Akash Vaidya
How was wire invented?


Two 'Bania' spotted the same coin at the same time.
 
Akash Vaidya
Ek bar ek popat [tota] highway ke uparse ud raha tha.


Achank ek truck ne use dhakka de diya aur popat behosh hogaya.


Driver use paani pilata hai aur apane ghar jakar ek pinjare mein rakh deta hai.


Do ghante baad tote ko hosh aata hai.


Tota: Arrree.... mein 'Jail' mein kaise aaya....truck driver accident se mar gaya kya?
 
Akash Vaidya
Ek aalsi ladke ka statement:


Kisi aur ko sote hue mein dekh nahin sakata.


Isliye mein subah der se uthata hoon.
 
Akash Vaidya
Sharab ke nashe mein insan kitana creative ho jata hai usaka ek example.


Sharabi: 30000 rupaye painter ko dekar ghar colorful ho jata hai.


Magar 300 rupaye ki sharab peekar to sari duniya hi rangeen ho jati hai.
 
Akash Vaidya
Ek Ravan:


10 sar, 20 ankhe, lekin nazar sirf ek aurat Par.


Aaj kal ke Ladke:


1 sar, 2 ankhe, phir bhi nazar har ladki par...


Ab bolo.. asli Ravan kaun?
 
Akash Vaidya
College ke teen ladke aapas mein baat kar rahe the.


First: Maine 'Made in USA' mobile liya. Lekin woh 6 mahine mein hi kharab hogaya.


Second: Maine 'Made in India' mobile liya lekin 15 din mein hi kharab hogaya.


Third: Maine 'Made in China' mobile liya.. dukaan mein test kiya.. ghar aate hi kharab hogaya.
 
Akash Vaidya
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.


Blonde: I wish you guys would get your act together.


Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
 
Akash Vaidya
Doctor to Pakistani: Bhai Sa'ab.. ek buri khabar hai.. aap ko brain tumor hai.


Pakistani: Oh, that's GREAT !! Mohalle mein mithai baatoonga.


Doctor [surprised]: Kya hua ..aaap itane khush kyon hue?


Pakistani: Iss se yeh sabit hota hai ke hamare paas bhi brain hai.
 
Akash Vaidya
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